Post by morgenmoney on Oct 2, 2015 18:31:55 GMT -5
INSANITY! Sorry I look fucking bad right now and my phone video was not of adequate quality. This is a literal novel so sorry again
While I still think my life in Virtual Survivor is numbered, I had immunity week (yay me!).
I knew shit was up immediately when Caroline, bitch who has never liked me, started "Secret Miley Society" between us 9. While I love being in a clique named after hot slut and inspiration, Miley, I did not believe this phony fake ass chat. Everyone was being so sketch. I gladly posted my numbers for the immunity as did Sherry and Mandy. No one else would. They were all being vague talking about "we need to stick together" Wait. Seriously like I could tell 5 of you didn't like me.
The boys, a pack of trouble making shits with a few sweethearts for good measure (Hello Patrick and Richie), caught Kim's puzzle slip. And who pounced on that immediately? Your main whore, Morgen followed by Catie and Danielle. The rest as they say was history. Kim fucks up hard. I ask her to show me those receipts. She doesn't do it. Whatever she is caught. Interesting note- Shady thot Klein messaging her "be my friend." OOOoOOoOoOoOOoOoOoOOOh.
ONTO THE FORMER VICTORIA SECRETS
Grace; Grace won immunity this week which you would never have guessed by how much she has been scrambling. Grace was bullshitting me so hard in conjunction with Kim last night I was astounded. After I proved that I was not a dumb bitch, you continue to treat me like a dumb bitch. This morning, Grace let it rip and after selling out Sherry as the leader against me (which we all know Sherry's main target is Sherry) but then was like "oh wait- that's a hot load of shit. Let me show you the receipt of Mandy being fucking awful and then tell you to vote for Caroline." Grace is allied with literally everyone in this game, but I ultimately think she is sweet and sincere, but idk why she's always lyin and I am annoyed at her protecting Mandy to the very end.
Sherry: I was hoping the hurricane would take out her wi fi and save her. She is ridiculous, and I told her I am still ready to work with her cause Sherry deserves an idol. She did say some suspicious shit about me having the idol but there is no way she could know since I've told no one,
Kim: Kim was put through the ringer last night. I actually feel bad for her, I planned to form an alliance with her and Sherry instead of what ended up happening. I still think Kim is a hot bitch and don't want her gone.
Caroline; Apparently Caroline had a lot of problems with me being too much. You're right- I was scoring way too much in the challenges and it made your chicken ass look bad. I never wanted Caroline gone, cause she had a bad personality and was bad at challenges- I planned on using her as a shield when this was all going on and then she erupted in the group chat. This chicken talked shit and this chicken got roasted.
Anie: She never talks to me so I have no opinion on her. Why was she in this alliance? Were they like "We need someone more boring than Mandy?"
Mandy: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK My plan was foiled. So I was going to make Kim vs Caroline and Grace vs Sherry happen, and cause a shit ton of chaos, and then sell Mandy as the mediator trying to get the girls back together. But Caroline has to Hiroshima this shit show. Mandy apologized, cause she is a smart bitch, she cried to the girls and they all messaged me like "wow she is really sorry" Mandy led the fucking charge against me and is now going out UNSCATHED. The girls still love her, and the boys think she is irrelevant. Well played Mandy.
Catie and Danielle- these are my main hos now. I feel okay about Catie but being an ally with Danielle will be hard as she is only on skype for 20 minutes per day.
THE BOYS
Austin- The Paul. Austin is running the shit show and I like him. He hardcore foiled my plan which annoys me but I will not take this thot out right now.
Klein- The John. Klein can only talk about getting high. He sucks. The End. I worry the dumb boys will keep him and make a "move."
Patrick- The George. I love him. Me and him until the end.
Brendan- The Ringo. He is under 18 he should not be allowed to vote in this Tribal Council
Richie- The Hot one who got kicked out of the group. Sweet and smart, I think he gonna be the first target when we go back to our old tribes.
I haven't talked to Trevor.
RIP Kieran.
Sean- While I initially kind of thought Sean would be a natural member for me and the old ladies in an alliance, I don't know. I dont want to gun after him cause he can teach me how to be an actual whore and he is hot.
I have no idea how this is gonna happen but La Divina still got that idol.
While I still think my life in Virtual Survivor is numbered, I had immunity week (yay me!).
I knew shit was up immediately when Caroline, bitch who has never liked me, started "Secret Miley Society" between us 9. While I love being in a clique named after hot slut and inspiration, Miley, I did not believe this phony fake ass chat. Everyone was being so sketch. I gladly posted my numbers for the immunity as did Sherry and Mandy. No one else would. They were all being vague talking about "we need to stick together" Wait. Seriously like I could tell 5 of you didn't like me.
The boys, a pack of trouble making shits with a few sweethearts for good measure (Hello Patrick and Richie), caught Kim's puzzle slip. And who pounced on that immediately? Your main whore, Morgen followed by Catie and Danielle. The rest as they say was history. Kim fucks up hard. I ask her to show me those receipts. She doesn't do it. Whatever she is caught. Interesting note- Shady thot Klein messaging her "be my friend." OOOoOOoOoOoOOoOoOoOOOh.
ONTO THE FORMER VICTORIA SECRETS
Grace; Grace won immunity this week which you would never have guessed by how much she has been scrambling. Grace was bullshitting me so hard in conjunction with Kim last night I was astounded. After I proved that I was not a dumb bitch, you continue to treat me like a dumb bitch. This morning, Grace let it rip and after selling out Sherry as the leader against me (which we all know Sherry's main target is Sherry) but then was like "oh wait- that's a hot load of shit. Let me show you the receipt of Mandy being fucking awful and then tell you to vote for Caroline." Grace is allied with literally everyone in this game, but I ultimately think she is sweet and sincere, but idk why she's always lyin and I am annoyed at her protecting Mandy to the very end.
Sherry: I was hoping the hurricane would take out her wi fi and save her. She is ridiculous, and I told her I am still ready to work with her cause Sherry deserves an idol. She did say some suspicious shit about me having the idol but there is no way she could know since I've told no one,
Kim: Kim was put through the ringer last night. I actually feel bad for her, I planned to form an alliance with her and Sherry instead of what ended up happening. I still think Kim is a hot bitch and don't want her gone.
Caroline; Apparently Caroline had a lot of problems with me being too much. You're right- I was scoring way too much in the challenges and it made your chicken ass look bad. I never wanted Caroline gone, cause she had a bad personality and was bad at challenges- I planned on using her as a shield when this was all going on and then she erupted in the group chat. This chicken talked shit and this chicken got roasted.
Anie: She never talks to me so I have no opinion on her. Why was she in this alliance? Were they like "We need someone more boring than Mandy?"
Mandy: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK My plan was foiled. So I was going to make Kim vs Caroline and Grace vs Sherry happen, and cause a shit ton of chaos, and then sell Mandy as the mediator trying to get the girls back together. But Caroline has to Hiroshima this shit show. Mandy apologized, cause she is a smart bitch, she cried to the girls and they all messaged me like "wow she is really sorry" Mandy led the fucking charge against me and is now going out UNSCATHED. The girls still love her, and the boys think she is irrelevant. Well played Mandy.
Catie and Danielle- these are my main hos now. I feel okay about Catie but being an ally with Danielle will be hard as she is only on skype for 20 minutes per day.
THE BOYS
Austin- The Paul. Austin is running the shit show and I like him. He hardcore foiled my plan which annoys me but I will not take this thot out right now.
Klein- The John. Klein can only talk about getting high. He sucks. The End. I worry the dumb boys will keep him and make a "move."
Patrick- The George. I love him. Me and him until the end.
Brendan- The Ringo. He is under 18 he should not be allowed to vote in this Tribal Council
Richie- The Hot one who got kicked out of the group. Sweet and smart, I think he gonna be the first target when we go back to our old tribes.
I haven't talked to Trevor.
RIP Kieran.
Sean- While I initially kind of thought Sean would be a natural member for me and the old ladies in an alliance, I don't know. I dont want to gun after him cause he can teach me how to be an actual whore and he is hot.
I have no idea how this is gonna happen but La Divina still got that idol.