Since I am IMMUNE this week #holla I am not worried about the challenge. I know my name is Morgen Money but I keep my cash on my bank card. We are going to play a game of "Which diva are they?" and which I also try to locate what their place in the game is.
Austin- Bobby Brown
Austin is without a doubt the Bobby Brown of this game cause he wants to fall in love with a diva, give her crack and watch it slowly kill her until she is facedown in a bathtub. I want Austin out first, because he has alot of influence and could try to have my husbands, Patrick and Richie killed.
Catie B- Celine Dion
It was really hard to find a pic of Celine that wasn't giant lol. But yeah Catie B is Celine Dion because while she is not the main diva, she is a diva and I think a good player cause she has made it far without an alliance to my knowledge. We probably should collab.
Danielle- Amy Winehouse
Danielle is for sure the Amy of the group cause she is kind of flighty and only online 11 minutes a day but when she is here she is like "DICKS" and "JAGER" even though she is really young, like Amy was.
Grace- Jennifer Lopez
Grace is obviously J. Lo, because everyone is like "she is not a threat she is not going to win she's so sweet I just want to be her friend" but she is clever, cutthroat and much like J. Lo will be around for a long time even though she doesn't seem that smart/strategic/good at challenges.
Kim- Barbra Streisand
You could say Kim is the original diva here, cause she is the oldest and everyone knows/respects her. But do I think of Kim as the biggest or the second biggest threat to my game? NO.
Klein- Wiz Khalifa
Klein is obviously the Wiz Khalifa cause the only things he talks about are weed and sports and neither that well.
Mandy- Mandy Moore
Mandy is Mandy Moore because you might be like "huh, how's she still here?" but she is secretly very smart/crafty and will be around until the end but in another form like romantic comedies instead of being a diva. Look out for Mandy.
Patrick- Beyonce
Patrick is running the world right now, much like Bey and is I am worried that someone is going to kill him prematurely, like how radio stations did to Bey's last 2 albums. He is hard working and saavy, and like yeah I am going to be in alliance with Bey
Richie- Shakira
Even though he talks funny, Richie is really likable and smart like Shakira. Is he a major diva? Probably not, but I still like and respect him, and he is relying on his Patrick collab to do the work for him here in the US.
Sean- Rihanna
Sean is Rihanna because at first he did not seem that great but now he is here and everybody wants to get rid of him or work with him much like Rihanna. He is also a hot slut like her.
Trevor- Iggy Azalea
Trevor is Iggy Azalea because he came out of nowhere and wants to be in our alliance. Weird. I do not trust him at all, because he apparently said he wanted to be Klein's whore at the beginning but now that's all changed?
Me- Mariah Carey
"I gotta do what's best for me and that means I gotta shake you off" Funny true story: My mom almost named me Mariah but was like "She will never be as good of a singer as Mariah Carey so I don't want her to have to live to that pressure" LOLOLOLOL
At first I thought I was Whitney but that would mean Austin could kill me since he is Bobby and that we are married which like NO, but I am obviously Mariah in 1997 right now, ready to takeover the world as the hottest whore. There will be Tommy Mottola's and Nick Cannon's that try to bring me down but they won't succeed cause have you seen me?