Episode 9: The Fake Out

[austin]

FAKE

THESE HOES AINT LOYAL 

I am so fucking pressed at this cast. Fucking hot mess. Nobody knows how to be FUCKING loyal. Pieces of shit!

Literally went from such a good position but Klein had to just think about nominating Patrick and Grace had to run her fat ass mouth and get all 3 of us targeted. I'm so over this shit.

I don't know who I am gonna vote but I want it to matter.

Patrick just told me they are voting me out and I can't wait to see the look on their faces tonight.. Lmfao.

Me hoping it works

I am also trying to come up with a speech because last time I played an idol my speech was boring as fuck so we'll see. 

Other news, these people are so fucking dumb for wanting to keep Klein over me. But I am gonna let them. Thinking about it now I am prob gonna vote Grace since theyre all voting me and are too stupid to split the vote. I want this to really piss them off and show them who the fuck is the boss around here. They fucked with me and now they're dead. xoxo Austin out.

[austin]

So I was told I was going home.. and you NEVER tell a crazy person they're going home.






THEIR GAMES ARE GONNA BE BURNT AT THE STAKE
BECAUSE IM GONNA EXPOSE THESE HOES.


We should have named this fucking tribe MEDUSA because all I see are a bunch of fuckin SNAKES


*slither* *slither* 


Richie.. Oh Richie.


His tongue is forked.


He's a fucking SNAKE and won't listen to a damn word I sent him.


Like my wise great great great great great grandmother said..

When in doubt, freak em out.


SO I TRIED WITH MY FAKE CONFESSIONAL POST. WHAT I WAS TRYING TO DO WAS SPLIT THE VOTE BETWEEN ME AND KLEIN AND THEN ME AND GRACE VOTE KLEIN AND HOPEFULLY I SKATE BY ANOTHER ROUND BUT IT WONT FUCKING HAPPEN I KNOW IT CUZ KLEINS A DOUCHE BAG AND A FUCK BOY AND HIS ROOMMATE ESKY IS MY BF.


AS FOR WHEN I LEAVE.. NO REGRETS, ONLY CHOICES. 


BUT I WILL BE STIRRING THE POT A BIT BEFORE I GO. I HAD ONE HELL OF A RIDE AND IM HOPING MANDY, KLEIN, OR GRACE CAN PULL OUT THE W!


PATRICK.. RICHIE.. YOU ARE MORONS. 


IDIOTS.


YOURE GONNA BE SEEING ME IN JURY VERY SOON WHILE I PARTY WITH MORGEN AND SEAN AND SHERRY LOL OH GOD.


I can take this like a man.. I came here and did what I wanted to do, didn't bow down to anyone. I am leaving as the King and I am proud of my gameplay. I am a fighter and tried everything I could but the cards just fell in my direction and took me down, but I am taking them down too.


Who are you? Who am I? I am THAT Bitch.





xoxo Austin out. Thanks for a great game.